var how_many_ads = 12;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var ad = sec % how_many_ads;
ad +=1;
if (ad==1) {
quote=""I'm not sure that acting is something for a grown man to be doing."";
}
if (ad==2) {
quote=""I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."";
}
if (ad==3) {
quote=""When I believe in something, I fight like hell for it."";
}
if (ad==4) {
quote=""When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses."";
}
if (ad==5) {
quote=""I don't believe in that phony hero stuff."";
}
if (ad==6) {
quote=""If I hadn't made it as an actor, I might have wound up a hood."";
}
if (ad==7) {
quote=""I live for myself and I answer to nobody."";
}
if (ad==8) {
quote=""Nobody trusts anyone - or why did they put 'tilt' on a pinball machine?"";
}
if (ad==9) {
quote=""Racing burns like a fever inside me."";
}
if (ad==10) {
quote=""I'm half farmer and half street people. I've been in jail, in reform school. I get goose pimples every time I think of going back to jail... I haven't done bad for a kid from an orphanage."";
}
if (ad==11) {
quote=""There's something about my shaggy-dog eyes that makes people think I'm good."";
}
if (ad==12) {
quote=""My life was screwed up before I was born."";
}
document.write('' + quote + '');
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